rojak

ok, this is gg be a rojak post as there are so many topics i jus wanna sum it all up in it. i've been putting away this blog thingy for some time already so obliviously there are so many things tt i wanna blog out.

sex, frens, family, secrets, dirty lil' secrets, likes and dislikes, daily stuff, n watever shit tt ppl blog.



one at a time. 1st thing first. sex- my fav topic :D ok, me aint gg elaborate much of it here in this post. jus wanna say tt my dear fellow down there hasn't been behaving himself lately. so punishment, no porno nor servicing these few days until he shows respect to my females counterpart (and not embarrass his owner)



next, frens. deymus u're right. when we meet up too much there comes to a point where we have conflicts. oh shit, i'm naming my fren here. not sure if u all can have me to write out ur names. if u ever need discretion, tell me now. otherwise i jus blog n blog. ok, not many will know who's deymus (yucks wat a nick u've got, hur-hur) anyway. so let's get back to track.

yup, so last night we have our lesson together. well i enjoyed it, it was jus like gg back to our sec school days though we weren't in the same class but hey, when was the last time u had the chance u to sit next to ur best fren and attend lesson together? tt's priceless. hmm... ya, too bad~ we couldn't have our mutton soup but nvm, we can always have it on another day :)



probably by now u may have some comment on my ang mo. ok, i got D7 for my O level so wat can u expect? some fluent english?? maybe in my next lifetime. while i strive to improve it from time to time jus bear w it. if the sentences or phrases seems incomprehensible to u- jus fuck it. take it as u r reading off some kindergarten composition. will appreciate if u can correct me though. one more thing, i tend to write in slangs, small caps, street, and my punctuation definitely sux big time, i know. take it or leave it ur call, this is my style, like i care how u blog? right??



what's next.. hmm.. secrets, everyone has theirs so do i. jus shared one w deymus over the dinner last night. it's abt this gal tt had crush on me and one night she called me and declared her feelings. i freaked out. man, i really did- big time. u can tell from it. for the following days till weeks, i keep away from her (we were working in the same company, handling the same project.. bless me). like she's gotten some kinda diesease or wat's not. but i'm sorry wy. sorry if i'd hurt ur feelings. i was jus unprepared for it. it's too sudden, i literally got a shock when u said tt on the phone. yet i wondered how tt night did i manage to handle the situation calmly. phew, it's over already so period.



dirty lil' secrets. strange if u ask me wat's da diff btw this and the former. beats me. it's jus like the cliche "skeleton in da closet" thingy. u feel me, aye then tt explains da diff. if u really were to insist on a clear explanation then perhaps i gotta call up this fren of mine. manda, or my maggie q. she's this jc gal w a strong command in english. u can ask her anything, even pro-now-c-a-tion. ok, mistake, she said it's pro-nun-c-a-tion. like how do u pronounce sponge? is it sponge's sponge or is it spongebobsquarepants's sponge?? she maintains, till this date, it's the former. and i choose the latter. we're both right la huh, jus diff accent. one's brit and the other's ameri.



likes and dislikes. what's urs? tell me. i'd pretty much covered on what are my likes in da 1st post. hmm... now talk more of dislikes. i don't like army. i mean i didn't enjoy my ns. right from the start till i ord. never. army as a whole is ok, it's the human factor; the people who run the ops, duties and wat's not tt generally gives u 2 outcome: 1) *brb. apparently one of my nephew cried and i couldn't help but to check on him and give him some attention. i have 2 lovely nephews btw :) and i love them. they are jus sooooooo adorable! muacks!! ok, back to da topic* u do wat's given, n u fuck off. 2) u do wat's given, n u got fuck. of cos, in btw or should i say in da midst of doing wat's suppose to be done, there are a lot shit. apparently shit jus happens and in big numbers. and if u are holding a rank at the top, good fer u. b/c u shit and it jus rolls down the ranks. the lowest rank a.k.a lifeform is the shittiest. cos of all the accumulation right from the top tt flows downstream. more on my army daze in da next or later post otherwise it's gg take up the bulk of this post. (it can, b/c 2yrs + in there, a lot has happened)



and this is gg to be da last one here, daily stuff. my uncle is currently in the intensive care unit. he had a stoke earlier on, had an op on his right hemisphere and thank god, he's ok now. jus need rest at da moment so we can't talk to him yet (he's in coma). hopefully we will be able to do so, soon, and tt he shall wakes up from tt coma fast. keeping my fingers crossed. pray w me if u were to give me ur strength and support. thank you.




signing off w hope,
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